Varying degrees of Cold - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

acostello · 07-12-2003, 04:35 AM

40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Vikings sunbathe.

35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
Vikings drive with the windows down.

20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
Vikings throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
Vikings go swimming.

Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating.
Vikings have the last BBQ before it gets cold.

10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
Vikings lick flagpoles.

20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico.
Vikings throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Viking Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.

100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Vikings pull down their ear-flaps.

173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Vikings get frustrated when they can't thaw their Finnlandia.

297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.
Viking cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops.
Vikings start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?"

500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
VIKINGS SUPPORT SWEDEN IN THE WORLD CUP

larien · 07-13-2003, 06:47 AM

There's a common variant for Scotland, with the last being "Scotland win the World cup"

bravo49 · 07-13-2003, 09:27 AM

Good, very good

Agent Anderson · 07-13-2003, 10:13 AM

Kewl, dewd!

TerresqueÜ · 07-13-2003, 08:09 PM

Funny, but is there a real reference to vikings being good at bearing the cold?

icy_ca · 07-14-2003, 05:14 AM

Vikings are just Canadians that like to move around...

Keg-o-Grog · 07-15-2003, 12:35 PM

cool shit

07-12-2003, 04:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Varying degrees of Cold 40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably. Vikings sunbathe. 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. Vikings drive with the windows down. 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Vikings throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. Vikings go swimming. Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating. Vikings have the last BBQ before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. Vikings lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. Vikings throw on a light jacket. 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Viking Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Vikings pull down their ear-flaps. 173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Vikings get frustrated when they can't thaw their Finnlandia. 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Viking cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. Vikings start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?" 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. VIKINGS SUPPORT SWEDEN IN THE WORLD CUP

07-13-2003, 08:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Funny, but is there a real reference to vikings being good at bearing the cold? __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-14-2003, 05:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	Vikings are just Canadians that like to move around... __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

07-15-2003, 12:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	cool shit __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

07-13-2003, 06:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
larien Upright	There's a common variant for Scotland, with the last being "Scotland win the World cup"

07-13-2003, 09:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good, very good

07-13-2003, 10:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Agent Anderson Upright	Kewl, dewd!