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40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Vikings sunbathe.

35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
Vikings drive with the windows down.

20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
Vikings throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
Vikings go swimming.

Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating.
Vikings have the last BBQ before it gets cold.

10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
Vikings lick flagpoles.

20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico.
Vikings throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Viking Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.

100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Vikings pull down their ear-flaps.

173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Vikings get frustrated when they can't thaw their Finnlandia.

297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.
Viking cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops.
Vikings start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?"

500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
VIKINGS SUPPORT SWEDEN IN THE WORLD CUP

larien

There's a common variant for Scotland, with the last being "Scotland win the World cup"

bravo49

Good, very good

Agent Anderson

Kewl, dewd!

TerresqueÜ

Funny, but is there a real reference to vikings being good at bearing the cold?

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icy_ca

Vikings are just Canadians that like to move around...

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Keg-o-Grog

cool shit

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