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JoeyB · 07-10-2003, 05:28 AM

Pirates first baseman Randall Simon was arrested last night after the Pirates' game against Milwaukee and faces a possible battery charge this morning.

During the famed "Sausage Race" after the sixth inning, Simon swung a bat at one of the costumed participants, hitting a 19-year-old girl. She fell near the Pirates' dugout and another participant, a 21-year-old girl, tripped over her. Both girls were sent to the stadium First Aid station and treated for scrapped knees.

What kind of street cred can Mr. Simon expect for sausage abuse?

07-10-2003, 05:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
JoeyB feeling tingly	Simon says: Pound the sausage Pirates first baseman Randall Simon was arrested last night after the Pirates' game against Milwaukee and faces a possible battery charge this morning. During the famed "Sausage Race" after the sixth inning, Simon swung a bat at one of the costumed participants, hitting a 19-year-old girl. She fell near the Pirates' dugout and another participant, a 21-year-old girl, tripped over her. Both girls were sent to the stadium First Aid station and treated for scrapped knees. What kind of street cred can Mr. Simon expect for sausage abuse?