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gwangaii8 · 07-09-2003, 04:25 PM

It's all around you. You can feel it when you get off work. You can hear it in the telephone's empty dial tone. You can sense it when you put the toilet seat down.
It's all around you.
Unfortunatley, no one can be told exactly what the Girlfriend Matrix is...you have to see it for yourself.
But we can attempt to describe what is known.
Here are some general warning sings that you may be stuck inside the Girlfriend Matrix:
---Bovine-like contentment.
---Feelings of security and/or safety.
---Unspecified happiness.
---Lack of urges, whims, and spontaneous behavior.

If you have a girlfriend and are experiencing any of these symptoms, or know someone who is, please GET HELP.
Brake up with your girlfriend immediatly!

07-09-2003, 04:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
gwangaii8 Upright	the girlfriend matrix It's all around you. You can feel it when you get off work. You can hear it in the telephone's empty dial tone. You can sense it when you put the toilet seat down. It's all around you. Unfortunatley, no one can be told exactly what the Girlfriend Matrix is...you have to see it for yourself. But we can attempt to describe what is known. Here are some general warning sings that you may be stuck inside the Girlfriend Matrix: ---Bovine-like contentment. ---Feelings of security and/or safety. ---Unspecified happiness. ---Lack of urges, whims, and spontaneous behavior. If you have a girlfriend and are experiencing any of these symptoms, or know someone who is, please GET HELP. Brake up with your girlfriend immediatly!