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A duck walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk
"Got any gwapes?"
The clerk replies
"No, we don't got any gwapes"
The duck leaves.
He comes back the next day and asks the same thing
"Got any gwapes?"
"No we aint got any gwapes"
Once again, the duck asks
"Got any gwapes?"
"No we dont got any gwapes and if you ask again I'm gonna staple your feet to the floor."
The duck then comes back the next day
"Got any staples?"
"No we dont have any staples"
Duck then asks
"Good. Got any gwapes?"
Ugh, so long and painful but I had to get it out, my friend says it every time I see them.
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