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Bumping Into A Stranger
A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive
me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
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All we need in life:
1) Money
2) Girls
3) Cars
4) Guns
5) Beer
Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.
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