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Canadian Beer · 07-06-2003, 07:30 AM

A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive
me."

She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

gloveshot3 · 07-06-2003, 08:10 AM

we all wish

Brewmaniac · 07-06-2003, 08:21 AM

Another oldie but goodie! Thanks

Flesh · 07-06-2003, 09:07 AM

hahaha

bravo49 · 07-06-2003, 10:00 AM

Excellent

LittleOralAnnie · 07-06-2003, 03:22 PM

Short and sweet, that was funny thanks.

gov135 · 07-06-2003, 04:14 PM

Those short ones are always good for a chuckle. Thanks.

slant eyes · 07-06-2003, 06:01 PM

if only it was that easy

papermachesatan · 07-06-2003, 07:38 PM

we could only dream... :P

duckduck · 07-07-2003, 08:06 PM

Short and sweet.

oblar · 07-07-2003, 10:05 PM

*begins feeling elbow* ... I wonder...

Soda_BoB · 07-12-2003, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oblar
*begins feeling elbow* ... I wonder...

hahahah Nice oblar!!

Regziever · 07-28-2003, 11:22 PM

Whoyea.. That's mo like it! Good one!

red_zinfandel8 · 07-29-2003, 02:07 PM

So he wasn't forgiven and she never met him in the room

Lloyd · 07-29-2003, 02:36 PM

hehehehehehe - good one

The.Lunatic · 07-29-2003, 03:02 PM

I've heard a few variations of that one before, Short and to the point. I like it, but its not as funny the second time around.

wagw1 · 07-29-2003, 05:15 PM

nice one

tfpfreak · 07-30-2003, 05:28 AM

*takes elavator to 2nd floor* hmm "what room did she say" haha

Tarn · 07-30-2003, 05:30 AM

hehehehe !!!!

egorey · 07-31-2003, 06:13 AM

heh.. I hadn't heard that one before... Thanks!

batm4n_23 · 07-31-2003, 04:21 PM

i laugh every time i hear it

Slims · 07-31-2003, 11:20 PM

*chuckle* thanks.

Stiltzkin · 07-31-2003, 11:30 PM

This one is new to me, and that's good enough for me!

dwqpml · 08-01-2003, 01:12 AM

If only that really could happen !!!

07-06-2003, 07:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	Bumping Into A Stranger A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

07-06-2003, 08:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Another oldie but goodie! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-06-2003, 06:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	if only it was that easy __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-07-2003, 08:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Short and sweet. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

07-07-2003, 10:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	begins feeling elbow ... I wonder... __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-06-2003, 08:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	we all wish

07-06-2003, 10:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Excellent

07-06-2003, 03:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	Short and sweet, that was funny thanks.

07-06-2003, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Those short ones are always good for a chuckle. Thanks.

07-06-2003, 07:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
papermachesatan Psycho Location: Texas	we could only dream... :P

07-28-2003, 11:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Whoyea.. That's mo like it! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-29-2003, 02:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	So he wasn't forgiven and she never met him in the room

07-29-2003, 02:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Lloyd Tilted	hehehehehehe - good one

07-29-2003, 03:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
The.Lunatic Psycho Location: Somewhere just beyond the realm of sanity...	I've heard a few variations of that one before, Short and to the point. I like it, but its not as funny the second time around.

07-29-2003, 05:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
wagw1 Upright	nice one

07-30-2003, 05:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hehehehe !!!!

07-31-2003, 04:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i laugh every time i hear it

07-31-2003, 11:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	chuckle thanks. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-30-2003, 05:28 AM	#18 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	takes elavator to 2nd floor hmm "what room did she say" haha __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-31-2003, 06:13 AM	#20 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	heh.. I hadn't heard that one before... Thanks!

07-31-2003, 11:30 PM	#23 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	This one is new to me, and that's good enough for me! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

08-01-2003, 01:12 AM	#24 (permalink)
dwqpml Junkie Location: Calif.	If only that really could happen !!!