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A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
says, Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive
me."

She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

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1) Money
2) Girls
3) Cars
4) Guns
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Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

gloveshot3

we all wish

Brewmaniac

Another oldie but goodie! Thanks

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Flesh

hahaha

bravo49

Excellent

LittleOralAnnie

Short and sweet, that was funny thanks.

gov135

Those short ones are always good for a chuckle. Thanks.

slant eyes

if only it was that easy

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papermachesatan

we could only dream... :P

duckduck

Short and sweet.

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oblar

*begins feeling elbow* ... I wonder...

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Soda_BoB

hahahah Nice oblar!!

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Regziever

Whoyea.. That's mo like it! Good one!

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Death is even worse,
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red_zinfandel8

So he wasn't forgiven and she never met him in the room

Lloyd

hehehehehehe - good one

The.Lunatic

I've heard a few variations of that one before, Short and to the point. I like it, but its not as funny the second time around.

wagw1

nice one

tfpfreak

*takes elavator to 2nd floor* hmm "what room did she say" haha

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Tarn

hehehehe !!!!

egorey

heh.. I hadn't heard that one before... Thanks!

batm4n_23

i laugh every time i hear it

Slims

*chuckle* thanks.

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"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

Stiltzkin

This one is new to me, and that's good enough for me!

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dwqpml

If only that really could happen !!!