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The whole having a Queen business is just a formality. She has about as much say in the running of the country as I do. There are few questions I have about this law though :
- How short do you have to be to qualify as a dwarf?
- What if a bouncer had to throw an unruly dwarf out of his bar?
- Does this include dwarf tossing variations like dwarf bowling?
- Why the hell does the gorernment need to legislate dwarf tossing? was it that bad a problem?
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