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Originally posted by Stiltzkin
I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.
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man you need to start drinking and going to parties that will get the laided thing done, then all you need to do is get a good job and a car chicks love guys that got money and a car