Biggest Loser In The World - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Stiltzkin · 06-17-2003, 11:04 PM

I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.

BBtB · 06-17-2003, 11:18 PM

Been turned down three times? Thats your problem right there! You obviously aren't asking. I am 19. Got my first kiss in january. Also get my first poon tang then too (its overrated btw). As far as drunk high goes... well thats an area of debate. Doing that defintly does not make you cool although its something I do. Make sure that whatever you do you do it for you and no one else.

Fremen · 06-17-2003, 11:54 PM

You're not a loser, just inexperienced.

paddyjoe · 06-18-2003, 04:17 AM

I have to second what Freman said. However, sex is NOT overrated (especially with someone you truly care about) but being drunk or high certainly is.

Give it time and don't stop being yourself. The real worthwhile women can weed out a phony in no time. Brother, you're only 18. Be cool, take your time and it'll happen.

platypus · 06-18-2003, 05:57 AM

A loser at 18? Naaaaahh. Check back when your 28, and if your story is the same, then we'll talk.

SaltPork · 06-18-2003, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.

What about Bones?

Sticky · 06-18-2003, 08:16 AM

<b>Stiltzkin</b>, a lot of us are or were big losers based on your definition.

SaltPork · 06-18-2003, 06:20 PM

sorry man, my mistake.

KWSN · 06-18-2003, 06:23 PM

You're forgetting TerresqueÜ, Stiltzkin.

slant eyes · 06-18-2003, 07:13 PM

it's ok man, don't worry

i was 21 when i had my first g/f thus got my first kiss. so you're still a god damn hero potential in my book

rockzilla · 06-18-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by platypus
A loser at 18? Naaaaahh. Check back when your 28, and if your story is the same, then we'll talk.

*uncontrollable weeping*

Giant Hamburger · 06-18-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Bones
dude i think you are getting the words "loser" and "superpimp" mixed up there.

Hail Stiltzkin!

Bones sage words ring true. There is a fine line between "loser" and "superpimp" and we all cross back and forth across it throughout our lives. You have just begun.

Now get back out there and entertain me!
-GH

grumpyolddude · 06-18-2003, 08:30 PM

You are way young to be carrying so much weight. You can't be looking outward for people or events to make you feel fullfilled. Right now you need to quell some of those raging hormones. There are "ways" to do this, even if you require "professional" attention (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

Then score some cheap wine and drink until you puke.

With those two hurdles out of the way, you can quit whining and gete back to the task of taking over the world.

XenuHubbard · 06-18-2003, 10:31 PM

You're not a loser.
You sound pretty normal to me.

Remember; dating and asking girls out is like playing roulette; every time you ask is a separate occasion. If you sit down and try to find a pattern, you'll go crazy and lose.

Somewhere out there are millions of people thinking the same thing as you.

As for getting wired/stoned/drunk, hey, you're not missing anything. Trust me. Not doing it may make you feel "uncool" right now, but the age where people go under because they can't quit is NOT THAT FAR AWAY.

Don't worry. One day, things will just start to happen.

Stiltzkin · 06-19-2003, 01:02 AM

Coolness. Lots of nice responses. TFP is teh r0x0rs

cheese · 06-28-2003, 06:25 AM

i saw the title and i thought the thread was started by KWSN!

but dude dont feel bad you got lots of time...i saw a guy on howard stern who was a 37 year old virgin.....they got a porn star to do him in a Taxi cab....try contacting Strean mabey he will hook ya up

you can always get a hold of some GHB (wait thats bad)

Quote:

dating and asking girls out is like playing roulette; every time you ask is a separate occasion. If you sit down and try to find a pattern, you'll go crazy and lose.

that is just about the most honest thing i heave heared in along time

sooz · 06-29-2003, 01:09 AM

I am 18, have been drunk, High.... not sure what wired is... speed? had multiple girlfriends and sexual experiances.. and i sure as hell am a loser... i just pretend to be cool give it time

GoldenOuroboros · 06-29-2003, 04:04 AM

Life aint a game.. don't rush it.. sit back and wait for it to happen.. Just make sure it happens with someone you want it to happen with.. not just a one night fling ^_^

TerresqueÜ · 06-29-2003, 07:11 AM

Awww I thought there was gunna be a big picture of some star trek dude in a spock costume.

Scorps · 06-29-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.

man you need to start drinking and going to parties that will get the laided thing done, then all you need to do is get a good job and a car chicks love guys that got money and a car

zfleebin · 06-29-2003, 07:24 PM

I dig your setup but your not the lead singer of creed so youll have to wait till he dies to be biggest loser. So, make it a point not to get laid, dont move out of your parents house, and never wash your hands after you beat it and youll come along fine.

Meridae'n · 06-29-2003, 10:30 PM

At 18 ur just starting the game man...

As for the girls treating you like a brother, BONES posted this link a little while ago which will help you out. Read and memorise my young friend...

Scorps · 06-30-2003, 12:36 PM

Ya all you have to do is start asking out girls that you like, if they shoot you down then move on.

Midnight_Son · 06-30-2003, 01:08 PM

the only thing "loserish" that I'm hearing is that your feeling sorry for yourself. if you put out the image that your weak and lack self confidence, you not going to get the things you want. plain and simple.

MSD · 06-30-2003, 03:36 PM

Same story, I'm 19

Munku · 06-30-2003, 04:06 PM

Hey Stilt, take what you said, add on the fact that I look like I'm about 14-15, and that's me. It's horrible trust me.

losfp · 06-30-2003, 04:07 PM

18??? pffttttt... You gotta do more time than that to qualify, mate

Good things come to those who wait etc etc etc..

sadistikdreams · 06-30-2003, 09:01 PM

*points to SIG*

er. my old sig

________________

I am an idiot. Kill me now.

Scorps · 07-01-2003, 11:05 AM

im 20 and still don't got a real relationship.

I have had GF in the past and I also have a 3 year old daughter but that girl is crazy.

sadistikdreams · 07-01-2003, 12:35 PM

you sure are missing out, gee

Fremen · 07-01-2003, 07:20 PM

I killed a big bullfrog of my brothers', when I was little.
I used a steel spike.
I was scared of it.
I'm sorry about killing it to this day.

(No point to the tale, just thought I'd unburden.)

06-17-2003, 11:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Biggest Loser In The World I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-17-2003, 11:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Been turned down three times? Thats your problem right there! You obviously aren't asking. I am 19. Got my first kiss in january. Also get my first poon tang then too (its overrated btw). As far as drunk high goes... well thats an area of debate. Doing that defintly does not make you cool although its something I do. Make sure that whatever you do you do it for you and no one else. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-17-2003, 11:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You're not a loser, just inexperienced. __________________ Google

06-18-2003, 05:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	A loser at 18? Naaaaahh. Check back when your 28, and if your story is the same, then we'll talk. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

06-18-2003, 06:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	sorry man, my mistake. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

06-18-2003, 04:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I have to second what Freman said. However, sex is NOT overrated (especially with someone you truly care about) but being drunk or high certainly is. Give it time and don't stop being yourself. The real worthwhile women can weed out a phony in no time. Brother, you're only 18. Be cool, take your time and it'll happen.

06-18-2003, 08:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sticky	<b>Stiltzkin</b>, a lot of us are or were big losers based on your definition. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

06-18-2003, 06:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
KWSN green	You're forgetting TerresqueÜ, Stiltzkin. __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-18-2003, 07:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	it's ok man, don't worry i was 21 when i had my first g/f thus got my first kiss. so you're still a god damn hero potential in my book __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

06-18-2003, 08:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	You are way young to be carrying so much weight. You can't be looking outward for people or events to make you feel fullfilled. Right now you need to quell some of those raging hormones. There are "ways" to do this, even if you require "professional" attention (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Then score some cheap wine and drink until you puke. With those two hurdles out of the way, you can quit whining and gete back to the task of taking over the world. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-18-2003, 10:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	You're not a loser. You sound pretty normal to me. Remember; dating and asking girls out is like playing roulette; every time you ask is a separate occasion. If you sit down and try to find a pattern, you'll go crazy and lose. Somewhere out there are millions of people thinking the same thing as you. As for getting wired/stoned/drunk, hey, you're not missing anything. Trust me. Not doing it may make you feel "uncool" right now, but the age where people go under because they can't quit is NOT THAT FAR AWAY. Don't worry. One day, things will just start to happen. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

06-19-2003, 01:02 AM	#15 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Coolness. Lots of nice responses. TFP is teh r0x0rs __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-29-2003, 01:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	I am 18, have been drunk, High.... not sure what wired is... speed? had multiple girlfriends and sexual experiances.. and i sure as hell am a loser... i just pretend to be cool give it time __________________ -sooz

06-29-2003, 04:04 AM	#18 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Life aint a game.. don't rush it.. sit back and wait for it to happen.. Just make sure it happens with someone you want it to happen with.. not just a one night fling ^_^ __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-29-2003, 07:11 AM	#19 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Awww I thought there was gunna be a big picture of some star trek dude in a spock costume. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-29-2003, 10:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	At 18 ur just starting the game man... As for the girls treating you like a brother, BONES posted this link a little while ago which will help you out. Read and memorise my young friend... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-30-2003, 03:36 PM	#25 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Same story, I'm 19

06-29-2003, 07:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
zfleebin Addict	I dig your setup but your not the lead singer of creed so youll have to wait till he dies to be biggest loser. So, make it a point not to get laid, dont move out of your parents house, and never wash your hands after you beat it and youll come along fine.

06-30-2003, 12:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Ya all you have to do is start asking out girls that you like, if they shoot you down then move on. __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

06-30-2003, 01:08 PM	#24 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	the only thing "loserish" that I'm hearing is that your feeling sorry for yourself. if you put out the image that your weak and lack self confidence, you not going to get the things you want. plain and simple. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

06-30-2003, 04:06 PM	#26 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Hey Stilt, take what you said, add on the fact that I look like I'm about 14-15, and that's me. It's horrible trust me.

06-30-2003, 04:07 PM	#27 (permalink)
losfp Tilted Location: Sydney, Australia	18??? pffttttt... You gotta do more time than that to qualify, mate Good things come to those who wait etc etc etc.. __________________ Grrr... Argh....

06-30-2003, 09:01 PM	#28 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	points to SIG er. my old sig ________________ I am an idiot. Kill me now. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-01-2003, 11:05 AM	#29 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	im 20 and still don't got a real relationship. I have had GF in the past and I also have a 3 year old daughter but that girl is crazy.

07-01-2003, 12:35 PM	#30 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	you sure are missing out, gee __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-01-2003, 07:20 PM	#31 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I killed a big bullfrog of my brothers', when I was little. I used a steel spike. I was scared of it. I'm sorry about killing it to this day. (No point to the tale, just thought I'd unburden.) __________________ Google