Did a quick search, no results, so here goes.....

Very stereotypical, but still funny
Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide.
The question asked was," Would you please give your opinion about the
food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure.
- In Africa they did not know what 'food' meant.
- In Western Europe, they did not know what 'shortage' meant.
- In Eastern Europe they did not know what 'opinion' meant.
- In South America they did not know what 'please' meant.
- And in the U.S. they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant.