Flippy

Did a quick search, no results, so here goes..... Very stereotypical, but still funny

Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide.
The question asked was," Would you please give your opinion about the
food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure.
- In Africa they did not know what 'food' meant.
- In Western Europe, they did not know what 'shortage' meant.
- In Eastern Europe they did not know what 'opinion' meant.
- In South America they did not know what 'please' meant.
- And in the U.S. they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

hawkeye

that's too true to be funny

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lyxo

Actually, theres one very similary to that.

A frenchman(?), A texan, and a New Yorker walk into a steak restaurant.

The receptionist says, "Excuse me, but we have a shortage of steak and will not be able to serve you."

The Frenchman responded, "What's a steak?"
The Texan responded, "What's a shortage?"
The New Yorker responded, "What's 'Excuse me?'"

hmm kinda unrelated

But your joke was funny.

Flesh

lol funny