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geep · 06-20-2003, 01:18 PM

Try this one:

A guy walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and orders a beer. When the bartender brings him his beer he says to him "Hey bartender- want to hear a Hillary Clinton joke?" The bartender looks at him and says " before you tell that joke look around". The guy looks around and notices that the bar is full of big ugly mean looking guys. The bartender says "See all those guys? This is Democrat Country and we love our Democrats. Still want to tell that joke?" The guy looks down at his beer, then back up at the bartender and says "Nah- not if I've got to explain it that many times".

06-20-2003, 01:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
geep Insane Location: Imprisoned in Ecotopia	Try this one: A guy walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and orders a beer. When the bartender brings him his beer he says to him "Hey bartender- want to hear a Hillary Clinton joke?" The bartender looks at him and says " before you tell that joke look around". The guy looks around and notices that the bar is full of big ugly mean looking guys. The bartender says "See all those guys? This is Democrat Country and we love our Democrats. Still want to tell that joke?" The guy looks down at his beer, then back up at the bartender and says "Nah- not if I've got to explain it that many times".