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Liquor Dealer · 06-20-2003, 12:31 PM

Thought you guys needed to relax a bit!

A man walked into a cowboy bar near Waco, TX and ordered a beer, just as former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."

A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man said. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to the guy and knocked him flat.

Climbing back up to the bar, the man said, "This must be Clinton country"!

"Nope," the bartender replied, "horse country."

06-20-2003, 12:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Waco, Texas - Horse Country Thought you guys needed to relax a bit! A man walked into a cowboy bar near Waco, TX and ordered a beer, just as former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man said. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to the guy and knocked him flat. Climbing back up to the bar, the man said, "This must be Clinton country"! "Nope," the bartender replied, "horse country." __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!