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Giant Hamburger · 06-19-2003, 08:31 PM

The sausages will not let me sleep. Their whispers whisper to me.

They say, “summer is the season when the sausages' sweet siren song sizzles softly on the grill.”

I long to stuff my gut tube with gut tubes stuffed with gut tubes of other tasty creatures.

This scene is obviously a trap. It is too perfect.

Does anyone know anything about blood sausage?

I will just eat mine in the trees where it’s safe.

Don’t forget to bet on the sausage race on your way out.

I hope I will not have to use this.

06-19-2003, 08:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	The sausages will not let me sleep. Their whispers whisper to me. They say, “summer is the season when the sausages' sweet siren song sizzles softly on the grill.” I long to stuff my gut tube with gut tubes stuffed with gut tubes of other tasty creatures. This scene is obviously a trap. It is too perfect. Does anyone know anything about blood sausage? I will just eat mine in the trees where it’s safe. Don’t forget to bet on the sausage race on your way out. I hope I will not have to use this. Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 06-20-2003 at 11:18 AM..