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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll
agree,and it's an absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well," replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch fruity!"

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."

So she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes,"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their new pet
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.

"Well f**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients.

How ya doin', Dave?"

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