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Old 07-29-2011, 08:51 AM   #9 (permalink)
LordEden
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Ok, here is all the knowledge I've gleaned from friends passing drug tests.

First off, anything you can buy over the counter won't work, don't even bother buying anything OTC. If it worked, it wouldn't be sold in the US.

Second, what kind of drugs are we talking? The fucked up thing about drug tests is that the hardcore drugs (heroin, coke, meth, ect) are out of your system in 3-7 days depending on use (light vs heavy). Weed stays in your system for anywhere to 2-5 weeks depending on use and weight. The fatter you are the longer it stays in your system as THC binds to fat cells.

I'm going to assume weed is the drug of choice here, so everything I say is based on that assumption. First off, exersie makes it worse if you are fat. Exercise burns fat which releases more THC in your blood stream, so don't work out (which if weight is a factor, then you won't be exercising anyway).

Water, it's your best friend. Drink, Drink, Drink! Water flushes your system out and lessens the ML level of THC in your system. Most standard drug tests have a threshold of 50ML of THC, which means you can get away with SOME THC in your system. Don't count on that tho, you will end up fucking yourself if you think you can just step in and pass it after smoking.

Second hand pot smoke WILL NOT trigger a false postive, most studies i've seen say you would have to be stuck in a closet with someone smoking weed for 8 hours before you will reach the THC threshold.

There are folk tales about vinegar or pain meds masking the THC, this is a lie. Don't depend on this.

To be honest, there are not many OTC ways of cheating a drug test, most of the ones that worked the FDA took off the market.

Had a friend once take water purifcation tablets and drink a gallon of water to pass one. He did... and then threw up and shit himself at the same time in the parking lot of the clinic. He was sick for 3 days as his system passed those pills. Don't do this.

You need at least 2 weeks and I maybe making a incorrect statement but I think you are a big guy ralphie, so you will need extra time to pass it. Stop smoking and start drinking water. That's about the only way to do it.

urineluck which is a company that sells synthetic urine is a place to go, but it's expensive and sometimes doesn't work (depending on the lab).

If you need to pass one fast? Take clean urine with you. Got kids? Male children? Make them pee in a cup and take it. If you really want to go down that route I'll put up ways of doing that.

There isn't a easy way to pass one while drugs are in your system. If it is weed, you are kinda screwed. If it is heavier drugs you are ok after a few days as long as it's not a hair or blood test.
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