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Biggest Loser In The World
I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.
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The most important thing in this world is love.
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