Ya know, I was going to... but I'll just let Rick do my talking for me:
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Remixer,
I get your perspective. I do. The irony is that I was just like you when I started up here at TFP. "Fuck women, cheaters be cheatin'!" So maybe those of us that have been through the meatgrinder a few times are just acquiescing. Or maybe we're wise and zen and shit... maybe we're just
tired. I mean, new relationships
are such a pain in the ass. Conversations that basically consist of reading your resume for four hours. Comparing hobbies to see if you'll spend most of your non-chore time in the same room. Figuring out how to share the bathroom. Redundant appliances. Holding farts for the first three dates. After this relationship? I'm pretty sure I'm going to be such a callous asshole that only my money and awesome oral skills will interest women.
And here's your motivational poster quote of the day:
Modern Relationships
It'd be cheaper and much more sane to just pay an old college girlfriend to blow me twice a week.