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Old 07-06-2011, 06:59 PM   #30 (permalink)
Blobert!
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use it or lose it

Dude, I get hard from a nice breeze. It's healthy and normal. It means your fucking penis works. The girls in pornos never seem too happy when they're trying to work on some dude's flacid monstrosity he had surgically enlarged and can't get hard anymore.

Or you could take the unethical amoral route and go down to TJ and bang the hell out of some mexican whore so you wont be so nervous around women anymore, knowing you finally fucked one.

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Originally Posted by Miss.Robyn View Post
Meditation helps with erections, when you feel yourself getting hard just breathe and think about something other than females and your dick.
LOL! talk about impossible.
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