chinese crested

You yourself are not honest are you op. Secrets kill relationships. Tell her you have been snooping in her personal stuff and reading it, tell her you have been too shy to cut your own head out of photos and put them on the torsos of ladies in blouses, so you decapitated hers. Then present her with the vibrator - and you might want to add some lubricant to save your tears. Get it over and done with. Out and proud! Tell her your dick isnt small, but she has a vag like a wind tunnel and thats why it cant find the sides.... or be subtle. Come into the bedroom with a seductive plank strapped across your butt.