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Poetry · 05-09-2011, 06:05 PM

I think as long as you don't bang teeth, everything is pretty recoverable.

And, in my experience, a number of inexperienced guys go super fast. They are trying for passion and hints of sex and are way too excited.

You might want to try my usual response when someone's playing oral Speed Racer like that: stop, pull back slowly, look up through your lashes with a smile and say something with a purr like, "Hey there, Speed Racer, slow down a little... let's enjoy this" or "whoa there, tiger, slow down. I'm not going anywhere." They sound corny, but that's on purpose, because you don't want to make him feel insulted or embarrassed about his enthusiasm. You make it a little silly, a little sexy, and it tends to smoothly transition into something a bit slower.

I can't even guess how many times I've used those lines, but I do know I've never had a bad reaction to them.

Also, I know you want him to be experienced, but if it was two months before he went for the kiss, that's a sure sign he doesn't know what he's doing. Show him what you like, take control for a bit. He'll pick it up.

---------- Post added at 07:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:03 PM ----------

Oh, yeah. And to your subject line... he didn't think you were bad at kissing. What he was thinking at the time was:

ohmygod,i'mkissingagirli'mactuallykissingagirlohmygodohmygod

And after you two were separated, it was:

ohmygod,ikissedagirliactuallykissedagirlohmygodohmygod

So don't worry about it.

05-09-2011, 06:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Poetry Crazy Location: Los Angeles, CA	I think as long as you don't bang teeth, everything is pretty recoverable. And, in my experience, a number of inexperienced guys go super fast. They are trying for passion and hints of sex and are way too excited. You might want to try my usual response when someone's playing oral Speed Racer like that: stop, pull back slowly, look up through your lashes with a smile and say something with a purr like, "Hey there, Speed Racer, slow down a little... let's enjoy this" or "whoa there, tiger, slow down. I'm not going anywhere." They sound corny, but that's on purpose, because you don't want to make him feel insulted or embarrassed about his enthusiasm. You make it a little silly, a little sexy, and it tends to smoothly transition into something a bit slower. I can't even guess how many times I've used those lines, but I do know I've never had a bad reaction to them. Also, I know you want him to be experienced, but if it was two months before he went for the kiss, that's a sure sign he doesn't know what he's doing. Show him what you like, take control for a bit. He'll pick it up. ---------- Post added at 07:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:03 PM ---------- Oh, yeah. And to your subject line... he didn't think you were bad at kissing. What he was thinking at the time was: ohmygod,i'mkissingagirli'mactuallykissingagirlohmygodohmygod And after you two were separated, it was: ohmygod,ikissedagirliactuallykissedagirlohmygodohmygod So don't worry about it. __________________ "You know what? Fuck the moon! He controls our water and our women. I've had enough!"