Originally Posted by filtherton

I think that a Republican will take 95% of the milk left in the glass and put it into the 55 gallon drum full of milk they've set aside for their friends the dairy farmers. The Democrat will do the same thing, though they'll tell you that they feel real bad about it and promise you that they'll get that milk back after the next election.

The libertarian's ideology, lacking the grounding in reality that comes as a side effect of having been practiced at some point in the real world, will lead him/her to mutter incoherently about about some sort of vague, idealized state-less nation where the important thing isn't the milk itself, but how the market allocated it perfectly.