Cooperation...
DURING a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded.
"Do you understand what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded again.
"So," the coach continued, "when a penalty is called, or you're offside, you don't curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your fucken mother."
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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