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Meridae'n · 06-17-2003, 03:43 AM

DURING a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded.
"Do you understand what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded again.
"So," the coach continued, "when a penalty is called, or you're offside, you don't curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your fucken mother."

Bill O'Rights · 06-17-2003, 06:51 AM

Hmmmm....this would be <b>so</b> much funnier, were it not so true. Have you ever <b>seen</b> some of these parents at youth athletic events. It's sad really.

Flesh · 06-17-2003, 07:08 AM

yep pretty stupid parents getting upset over jack shit. good joke

trashboy · 06-17-2003, 08:08 AM

Soccer moms are the scourge of youth athletics.

icy_ca · 06-18-2003, 05:00 AM

Hockey moms are even worse than the soccer variety. They're arms are stacked from carrying the bags!
Good joke.

kingal · 06-18-2003, 03:36 PM

GREAT!

ratbastid · 06-18-2003, 04:58 PM

This one's filed under True Stories, right?

krwlz · 06-19-2003, 08:25 AM

It would be so much funnier if the official in any game where offsides happens, was actuall called an umpire...

Try referee, haha, still a great one tho!

06-17-2003, 03:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Cooperation... DURING a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded. "Do you understand what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded again. "So," the coach continued, "when a penalty is called, or you're offside, you don't curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your fucken mother." __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-17-2003, 06:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Hmmmm....this would be <b>so</b> much funnier, were it not so true. Have you ever <b>seen</b> some of these parents at youth athletic events. It's sad really. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-18-2003, 05:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	Hockey moms are even worse than the soccer variety. They're arms are stacked from carrying the bags! Good joke. __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

06-17-2003, 07:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	yep pretty stupid parents getting upset over jack shit. good joke

06-17-2003, 08:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
trashboy Upright Location: Sunny Nebraska	Soccer moms are the scourge of youth athletics.

06-18-2003, 03:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
kingal Crazy Location: sunny so. CA	GREAT!

06-18-2003, 04:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	This one's filed under True Stories, right?

06-19-2003, 08:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	It would be so much funnier if the official in any game where offsides happens, was actuall called an umpire... Try referee, haha, still a great one tho!