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Old 03-12-2011, 09:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
RogueGypsy
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Dude, relax. It's not all bad, libido + stimulation = erection. You're just healthy and inexperienced.

While there is some good advice in this thread, I don't see anything that will really help you long term. I've been there, though I had a bit more experience. In my late teens to my early 20's, Mr Happy had a mind of his own and exercised his will when he saw fit. Then I met a Cougar. Problem solved. Trust me on this, a cougar will not only solve your problem, but it's one hell of a fun ride from start to finish for both of you. Find a woman between 38 and 42, the combination of your libido and her perimenopausal hormones are fire and gasoline. WooHOO! When it finally smolders out after a couple of years, you'll both be happier, healthier people. The experience you'll come away with is priceless.



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