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Old 03-06-2011, 09:44 AM   #12 (permalink)
Plan9
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THINGS NOT TO DO

- Let yourself get sucked into some kind of Internet-Only romance. If it isn't moving to real life, it's a bigger waste of time than PlayStation.

- Tell someone you've never met in real life that you love them. That's best reserved for Hollywood, Lifetime and Harlequin novels.

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THINGS TO DO

Here's your plan:

- Forget about chat rooms, IMs, etc. The only time you should be talking to a woman through a computer is to meet her offline.

- Focus on developing yourself as an individual using the patented it-works-for-fat-smelly-WoW-nerds SomethingAwful.com Method:
Exercise (all the girls want to see your six pack abs), Hobbies (have something to do with yourself aside from masturbation), Friends (other humans).

- Disregard Eden's disgusting fascination with bowel movements. I'm never going to be able to hang out with him and Cinn now.

- If you've correctly focused on yourself, women may just start finding you. If not, proceed to the next step when ready.

- Put yourself out there online using online dating sites such as OkCupid and PlentyOfFish. Local girls you can see.

- Forget about talking to women online, instead schedule meetings in real life with as many as you can.

- Acquire (date) women (er, woman) based on things that happen in real life.

- Don't go anywhere near the "L" word for at least six months.
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