...your name is Buddha.
Cheating on someone over the Internet makes you an asshole. I mean, just suck the guy's dick. I can handle that.
Telling the truth makes you an asshole. Ignoring the truth makes you an asshole, too.
An angry uterus makes you an asshole. Letting birth control turn you into a screaming bitch? Asshole'd!
That guitar shop in
Wayne's World was pretty bad, too.
Finally, being a troll makes you an asshole. A delightful, cuddly please-don't-stop asshole... but still an asshole.
