Soma, get thee to an online dating site ASAP. OKCupid.com and PlentyOfFish.com. Do it do it now get to the choppa.
If you don't make decent profiles in 72 hours I'm going to sing Elton John songs outside your front door until you give in.
This might not sound too threatening, but you haven't heard my version of Rocket Man. I assure you it's utterly horrific.
Last edited by Plan9; 02-22-2011 at 06:56 AM..
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