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Plan9 · 02-12-2011, 08:59 PM

Today I learned how much I weigh in stones: 12. This is incredibly amusing given how 12 figures into many aspects of my life.

And you're way more than half a hooligan, bro. I mean, you'd pretty much be the shittiest secret agent ever based on your anonymous posting history.

Uh, so:

So she's a Type A self-deprecating perfectionist workaholic. Sounds like my kinda girl. And what about the company dress code is she trying to change?

Please say chicken suit.

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You can't stop yourself from liking somebody but you can change how you deal with said person in public. Thoughts vs. actions. Self control.

Example: My dorky surfer buddy, his super hot dancer exgirlfriend and my retarded self all go to the same karate school for X years. They had a pretty bad emo break up over compatibility issues or whatever. She starts taking a genuine interest in me whenever I'm working out at the school. As much as I wanna tap her easily-does-the-splits ass, I don't do it because it could have caused a lot of bad blood between my buddy and I as well as the chance that she was just feigning interest to get back at him in some twisted Soap Opera plot. I was friendly with her but never took up her offers to escalate by going on a not-called-a-date date that would most likely quickly escalate into sex. Because it always does. Which is super annoying.

How does any of this unrelated bullshit apply to you? It's simple: You might fancy this bird but knowing what you know, keep your interactions friendly and if you must comment about what a hard worker she is and how she's always putting her self down, treat her like a generic human being instead of a special someone you want to play house with in fantasy land. I've been in situations where I've had crazy play-house fantasies with close female friends and it was always super awkward on the inside (but not nearly as awkward as hiding the throbbing erection and clothes-tearing fuck fantasies).

You've got a crush on a girl. Enjoy it on the inside. Be a mature adult on the outside.

02-12-2011, 08:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Today I learned how much I weigh in stones: 12. This is incredibly amusing given how 12 figures into many aspects of my life. And you're way more than half a hooligan, bro. I mean, you'd pretty much be the shittiest secret agent ever based on your anonymous posting history. Uh, so: So she's a Type A self-deprecating perfectionist workaholic. Sounds like my kinda girl. And what about the company dress code is she trying to change? Please say chicken suit. ... You can't stop yourself from liking somebody but you can change how you deal with said person in public. Thoughts vs. actions. Self control. Example: My dorky surfer buddy, his super hot dancer exgirlfriend and my retarded self all go to the same karate school for X years. They had a pretty bad emo break up over compatibility issues or whatever. She starts taking a genuine interest in me whenever I'm working out at the school. As much as I wanna tap her easily-does-the-splits ass, I don't do it because it could have caused a lot of bad blood between my buddy and I as well as the chance that she was just feigning interest to get back at him in some twisted Soap Opera plot. I was friendly with her but never took up her offers to escalate by going on a not-called-a-date date that would most likely quickly escalate into sex. Because it always does. Which is super annoying. How does any of this unrelated bullshit apply to you? It's simple: You might fancy this bird but knowing what you know, keep your interactions friendly and if you must comment about what a hard worker she is and how she's always putting her self down, treat her like a generic human being instead of a special someone you want to play house with in fantasy land. I've been in situations where I've had crazy play-house fantasies with close female friends and it was always super awkward on the inside (but not nearly as awkward as hiding the throbbing erection and clothes-tearing fuck fantasies). You've got a crush on a girl. Enjoy it on the inside. Be a mature adult on the outside. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-12-2011 at 09:14 PM..