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Plan9 · 02-04-2011, 06:19 AM

OP: Say what?

Who the fuck showers with their "friends?" Heterosexual men born in the US certainly don't shower with each other. That's... "gay."

And I can't see too many women doing it outside of college or beach parties where alcohol and string bikinis override privacy. Giggity.

Anyway:

I do like to shower with girls. In the words of one of my former female fuckbuddies: "Nobody can resist the allure of soapy boobs." And it's totally true.

Sexytime in the shower is usually limited to oral or manual action for me. I haven't had too many instances in the shower where straight coitus worked well due to the height differences between my partner and I, temperature preference differences (women always seem to like it scalding hot, I want it milder), running out of hot water entirely (cold water on the scrot = bad), nearly killing myself sliding on the floor while grabbing the crip handles in the midst of dispensing sloppy thrustwiches, etc. Also: the hard water 'round here tends to blast off natural girl goo and leads to less than ideal intercourse.

As Charlatan said, it's more about intimacy than hot-hot fuck action. Nothing better than make-outs in the shower to get a woman ready to do anything you want in bed later. Get her some flowers, light some candles in the corners, recap your relationship for the last two years and suck her face in a hot shower for twenty minutes. She won't give a shit that you're videotaping yourself railing her alternate love canal listening to Pantera's 101 Live album.

My history with partner-showering has been mixed. Really hot times and really bad John Cusack comedy moments. I've done the whole "let's shower together to save time in the morning" thing and that always seemed like a giant waste of time and effort as we both fought over the stream with shampoo in our eyes. I've had partners that liked to pee in the shower which kinda took the wind outta the erection sails for a moment, especially when they decided it would be hilarious to piss on my toes. Sure, it's funny... but it isn't sexy. And to think they were all squeamish about pearl necklaces.

I actually haven't shared a shower with my current partner. Call me jaded.

02-04-2011, 06:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	OP: Say what? Who the fuck showers with their "friends?" Heterosexual men born in the US certainly don't shower with each other. That's... "gay." And I can't see too many women doing it outside of college or beach parties where alcohol and string bikinis override privacy. Giggity. Anyway: I do like to shower with girls. In the words of one of my former female fuckbuddies: "Nobody can resist the allure of soapy boobs." And it's totally true. Sexytime in the shower is usually limited to oral or manual action for me. I haven't had too many instances in the shower where straight coitus worked well due to the height differences between my partner and I, temperature preference differences (women always seem to like it scalding hot, I want it milder), running out of hot water entirely (cold water on the scrot = bad), nearly killing myself sliding on the floor while grabbing the crip handles in the midst of dispensing sloppy thrustwiches, etc. Also: the hard water 'round here tends to blast off natural girl goo and leads to less than ideal intercourse. As Charlatan said, it's more about intimacy than hot-hot fuck action. Nothing better than make-outs in the shower to get a woman ready to do anything you want in bed later. Get her some flowers, light some candles in the corners, recap your relationship for the last two years and suck her face in a hot shower for twenty minutes. She won't give a shit that you're videotaping yourself railing her alternate love canal listening to Pantera's 101 Live album. My history with partner-showering has been mixed. Really hot times and really bad John Cusack comedy moments. I've done the whole "let's shower together to save time in the morning" thing and that always seemed like a giant waste of time and effort as we both fought over the stream with shampoo in our eyes. I've had partners that liked to pee in the shower which kinda took the wind outta the erection sails for a moment, especially when they decided it would be hilarious to piss on my toes. Sure, it's funny... but it isn't sexy. And to think they were all squeamish about pearl necklaces. I actually haven't shared a shower with my current partner. Call me jaded. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-04-2011 at 06:52 AM..