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The best creeper defense is a good creeper offense. Perhaps mention an awkward fetish that you may or may not actually have. There are tons of good ones out there. Do you like to poop or pee your pants in public? Do sneezes turn you on? How about miniature people (not like midgets but like a regular person being shrunken down to a few inches tall)?
I was typing this out as a joke, but looking at it now, I don't see how this can fail.
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