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Masturbation is like the gallon pitcher of lipton iced tea in my fridge. I love a steaming cup of earl gray, I really do. With milk, with honey, sometimes with lemon, or some combination of the first two... but sometimes I'm just plain thirsty and want to chug a cup of something to deal with that.
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Originally Posted by Hectonkhyres
I'm imagining crazed dwarves doing profoundly weird things. Urist McNutcase has developed a compulsion to jam anything colored blue up his anus, or alternately other peoples anuses
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