Epic Cheezy pickup lines
This came to me in a dream last night. Or actually today, as I had been working 3rd shift the night before.
I will find myself in a circumstance meeting a beautiful, charming, intelligent young lady. I will ask her, "Were you raised by vegetables?"
She will respond with "No... Why?"
"Because I think you'd be good for me!"
Please feel more than free to make up or post your favorite cheezy pickup lines here. also please spell cheeze with a z for at least a week or so.
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