Captain relax

This came to me in a dream last night. Or actually today, as I had been working 3rd shift the night before.

I will find myself in a circumstance meeting a beautiful, charming, intelligent young lady. I will ask her, "Were you raised by vegetables?"

She will respond with "No... Why?"

"Because I think you'd be good for me!"

Please feel more than free to make up or post your favorite cheezy pickup lines here. also please spell cheeze with a z for at least a week or so.

bagatelle

The guy to a girl in disco: "May I? Or do we have to dance first?"

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intak758

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs by any chance?"
"Ummmm no."
"Well me neither, but enough to break the ice apparently... hi, I'm so and so"

BAM