| When I lived in CA there was this corner store run by a very nice Korean couple. They had all the normal corner grocery items, some Asian specialty items, and the woman who ran the place had a hothouse where she grew (and sold) orchids.
 They didn't speak much English but it was quaint, cheap, and the old man would actually deliver small purchases.
 
 On our 5 week anniversary I called in and spoke to the missus about delivering a handful of white orchid blossoms to my GF as a symbol of my pure love for her.
 
 She tearfully broke up with me that night over the phone and it was 2 weeks before I found out that the reason was my 'anniversary' present...
 
 A wooden orchid box.
 And a 5 pound bag of white flour.
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