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Old 12-28-2010, 10:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by dlish View Post
That said, she's probably got pics of your friends she's jilling off to
You're like the Middle Eastern Jazz. Asshole with a tan. I can't wait to buy you some warm milk.

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ChickenMuffin (aka Plan9's Alternate Account),

The vagina is amazingly elastic. It'll take whatever you can throw at it, including unwanted offspring. Does it still feel good when you screw?

If so, no worries. Being able to fit three fingers might be a good sign. She might be more comfortable with you / aroused by you. Cool, huh?

I mean, normal prep for most girls that wanna play alternate love canal is 2-3 fingers. And that's not the expandovagmatic... that's the ass.
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