Happy Birthday!
Little Susie wakes up on her birthday morning and is so excited about turning 6 that she's running around the house singing to herself.
She throws open the bathroom door and there's Dad taking a piss!
"Daddy, Daddy, what's that ?"
" Well Susie, this is a penis."
"Will I ever get a penis, Daddy?"
"Yes dear, just as soon as Mommy goes to work."
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