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Hotmnkyluv · 12-08-2010, 06:14 AM

Little Susie wakes up on her birthday morning and is so excited about turning 6 that she's running around the house singing to herself.

She throws open the bathroom door and there's Dad taking a piss!

"Daddy, Daddy, what's that ?"

" Well Susie, this is a penis."

"Will I ever get a penis, Daddy?"

"Yes dear, just as soon as Mommy goes to work."

The_Jazz · 12-08-2010, 06:46 AM

Personally, I don't find jokes about child rape funny at all. This is no exception.

bagatelle · 12-08-2010, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Personally, I don't find jokes about child rape funny at all. This is no exception.

Same here... but then I thought maybe the poster meant to imply, mom will never go to work...

Redlemon · 12-08-2010, 07:19 AM

Thumbs down either way. Either completely offensive or "merely" sexist.

monkeysugar · 12-09-2010, 01:13 AM

I could have sworn there was a sticky or guideline about this at one point. I know you're just trying to contribute, but this sort of joke, along with dead baby jokes, etc., doesn't really mesh well on these boards.

levite · 12-09-2010, 01:51 AM

Erm....

Really??

This one's a bit tasteless, even for a tasteless joke....

The_Jazz · 12-09-2010, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeysugar

I could have sworn there was a sticky or guideline about this at one point. I know you're just trying to contribute, but this sort of joke, along with dead baby jokes, etc., doesn't really mesh well on these boards.

I think there was. I've been trying to figure out what happened to it in between other tasks.

crimemastergogo · 01-07-2011, 01:58 PM

Disapprove.Sick. Unfunny.

12-08-2010, 06:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hotmnkyluv Tilted Location: Sunny South Florida	Happy Birthday! Little Susie wakes up on her birthday morning and is so excited about turning 6 that she's running around the house singing to herself. She throws open the bathroom door and there's Dad taking a piss! "Daddy, Daddy, what's that ?" " Well Susie, this is a penis." "Will I ever get a penis, Daddy?" "Yes dear, just as soon as Mommy goes to work."

12-08-2010, 06:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Personally, I don't find jokes about child rape funny at all. This is no exception. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-08-2010, 07:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Thumbs down either way. Either completely offensive or "merely" sexist. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-09-2010, 01:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	I could have sworn there was a sticky or guideline about this at one point. I know you're just trying to contribute, but this sort of joke, along with dead baby jokes, etc., doesn't really mesh well on these boards. __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good. Last edited by monkeysugar; 12-09-2010 at 02:37 AM..

12-09-2010, 01:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
levite Minion of Joss Location: The Windy City	Erm.... Really?? This one's a bit tasteless, even for a tasteless joke.... __________________ Dull sublunary lovers love, Whose soul is sense, cannot admit Absence, because it doth remove That thing which elemented it. (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

01-07-2011, 01:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
crimemastergogo Upright Location: Between nowhere and Goodbye	Disapprove.Sick. Unfunny. __________________ ---Nothing Happens Until You Make It Happen------