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Originally Posted by Plan9
Let's say I was checking my non-professional email account for the usual crap suggesting I should buy more GI Joe-related stuff I don't need.
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If you don't own this shirt, Cobra wins.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
And then let's say in the midst of all those 109% OFF WITH FREE SHIPPING dealoramas that I come across a lone email from an old fuck buddy that I keep in touch with on and off over the years. It has a little paperclip next to it. She throws out a blurb about how she's doing and includes a picture of her in a sexy-but-tasteful evening gown as well as a waist-down self-shot of her naked in a bathtub with a tiny patch of strategically placed soap foam. No relationship nor is one in the future. We're just friends. We engaged in a little body fluid transfer here and there back in the day, nothing major.
Let's dissect this thing, shall we?
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Why? You got to see the frothy goods for the low, low price of a few mouse clicks. Just call this a great Wednesday and get back to pricing discount turduckens for the festivities tomorrow.
I've run into this maybe twice, and each time I've just seen it as a nice way to say hello. If the woman in question was looking for something more, she'd say so. I'd never dream of doing it because I'd end up on Boing Boing under the title "Why Your Wife Left You" or something.