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Plan9 · 11-24-2010, 10:19 PM

Let's say I was checking my non-professional email account for the usual crap suggesting I should buy more GI Joe-related stuff I don't need. And then let's say in the midst of all those 109% OFF WITH FREE SHIPPING dealoramas that I come across a lone email from an old fuck buddy that I keep in touch with on and off over the years. It has a little paperclip next to it. She throws out a blurb about how she's doing and includes a picture of her in a sexy-but-tasteful evening gown as well as a waist-down self-shot of her naked in a bathtub with a tiny patch of strategically placed soap foam. No relationship nor is one in the future. We're just friends. We engaged in a little body fluid transfer here and there back in the day, nothing major.

Let's dissect this thing, shall we?

...

Riddle me this:

A: Why do women do this? I assume it's because they enjoy getting a rise.

"Hey, look at me. I'm awesome. And you're not getting any of this." Extreme flirting is fun.

Men are very visual (thus the popularity of porn in general) and enjoy this kind of tease.

Ladies, have you done this? If so, what were the circumstances and how did the guy react?

B: Would they like it if men did it? Something tells me that's a negative, ghost rider.

Only a creeper would send a naked picture of himself to a girl, right? Right.

Nobody wants to see me naked. I doubt my own partner would want that kind of email.

I generally believe men are incapable of being sexy, let alone sending sexy pictures.

Thoughts? Comments? Jokes?

11-24-2010, 10:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hi, how've you been? Oh, and here's a picture of my crotch. Let's say I was checking my non-professional email account for the usual crap suggesting I should buy more GI Joe-related stuff I don't need. And then let's say in the midst of all those 109% OFF WITH FREE SHIPPING dealoramas that I come across a lone email from an old fuck buddy that I keep in touch with on and off over the years. It has a little paperclip next to it. She throws out a blurb about how she's doing and includes a picture of her in a sexy-but-tasteful evening gown as well as a waist-down self-shot of her naked in a bathtub with a tiny patch of strategically placed soap foam. No relationship nor is one in the future. We're just friends. We engaged in a little body fluid transfer here and there back in the day, nothing major. Let's dissect this thing, shall we? ... Riddle me this: A: Why do women do this? I assume it's because they enjoy getting a rise. "Hey, look at me. I'm awesome. And you're not getting any of this." Extreme flirting is fun. Men are very visual (thus the popularity of porn in general) and enjoy this kind of tease. Ladies, have you done this? If so, what were the circumstances and how did the guy react? B: Would they like it if men did it? Something tells me that's a negative, ghost rider. Only a creeper would send a naked picture of himself to a girl, right? Right. Nobody wants to see me naked. I doubt my own partner would want that kind of email. I generally believe men are incapable of being sexy, let alone sending sexy pictures. Thoughts? Comments? Jokes? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-24-2010 at 10:23 PM..