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Old 11-10-2010, 09:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Charlatan View Post
I kissed a woman once who had the opposite problem. She kept her lips in a tight "O". It was like kissing a rigid sphincter.
Rigid? Awesome. So she was a "duck face" kisser? I like your terminology better, though. I'm gonna call it Rigid Sphincter Face from here out.

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Yeah, I had a multiple-night stand (can't fuck anybody just once, that's my problem) with a crazy girl that kissed like she was eating an ice cream cone. Gaping mouth, big sloppy tongue swirl licks and awkward swallows, etc. Awful. The blowjobs were wet 'n amazing but the kisses were a huge turnoff.

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You wanna fix this, OP guy? You have to tell her that you don't like what she's doing and tell/show her what you want. Lead by example.
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