My Vagina is on Sabbatical.
My Vagina has been on sabbatical since June. I don’t know if it’s a low sex drive thing as my Vagina and I are perfectly content with our battery operated friend, Mr. Purple. I just have no desire to exist in the proximity of another sexual being. It also may be a sign of maturity. No more one night stands, fuck buddies or relationships that only last because there’s sex involved. Heaven forbid I entertain the idea of having a relationship based on things other than mattress dancing.
So has your Vagina ever been on sabbatical? Either by choice or by circumstance? What were the reasons? Were you in a committed relationship at the time or single? Did you have a low sex drive? Did you come out of it? How so?
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Originally Posted by Plan9
She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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