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Originally Posted by Plan9
Yeah, you're a freak.
So "Hell no," but I'd pull the baby off the tit if I was hungry enough. I'm a big fan of dairy products. And boobs.
Father to baby: "Hey, I was here first! I was sucking on those when you were hanging out in my scrotum!"
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Boobs are like model trains. They're meant for the kids, but dad usually ends up playing with 'em.