Changing your username to something that isn't painful to read.
*rimshot*
No, seriously...
Turns out nobody likes the creepy rapist vibe. Especially the girl sitting across from you on the couch.
I just pretend like all we're doing is making out and that almost always frustrates them into going further.
Her:
"What the fuck? Is this dude just going to continue kissing me and squeezing my ass for the next hour?"
It also prevents me from coming across as pushy as well as being disappointed when there is no sex.
Don't walk into a grope session with expectations and you'll usually be pleasantly surprised.
As ugly and inept as I am... I was usually enthusiastically ushered into the clubhouse with 72 hours.
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Originally Posted by FuglyStick
That may be why I have a hard time maintaining a long term relationship.
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Huh. I always thought it was your sinister beard.