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Old 09-16-2010, 11:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Wes Mantooth View Post
"i.e. sitting on my face while I'm asleep, grabbing my penis, sitting in my lap, dry-humping, dancing"

Friends just don't do this stuff, dancing maybe...but if a girl is grabbing your cock and dry humping you its usually a pretty big indication of her feelings about the relationship. It sounds like she really wants you to make the first move, which makes sense because it sounds like she's laying it all on the line trying to fish for clues that you might be interested. From reading your post the signs aren't going to get any more straight forward, if you want her too go for it. If she isn't interested then shes the biggest tease on the face of earth.

Whats the worst thing that could happen?

"Sorry I mistook your grabbing my crotch and grinding on my face as a romantic gesture, I'll be more careful next time."
We work in a strip club. She's a bartender, I'm with security. It's a totally different work environment. So yeah, if I interpreted her physical gestures as a sign of genuine lust, I could be wrong, and I could look stupid for it. It's not common for us to go as far as we do, but it's definitely not shocking. Maybe just taking it as far as we do is what makes it so amusing, and it really doesn't mean anything.

Baby crazy seems like a probable cause for all of this. She definitely wants kids, she talks about it a lot, and seeing as how I'm a decent-looking white guy, and she wants "light-skinned, blue-eyed, well-built young boys" for children, I'm starting to feel like that's all that this is about. Reminds me of Maud in The Big Lebowski, when she had sex with The Dude just for the sake of raising a child on her own.

Tonight she was just her quirky self, as usual. Doesn't respond to emotional feedback at all. When I'm obviously in a bad mood, she acts like she doesn't notice. I tried to talk about it but she was always quick to laughter, like I was still kidding. I'm feeling a little heartbroken, but it's my own fault. I guess we kid too much for her to take me seriously, and that's what I've been doing for the last 9 months. My biggest mistake was even briefly assuming that she was serious at all. That whole 9 months really was just a big gag between the two of us. I suppose I simply misunderstood what was said on the phone Sunday night.

I'm gonna try to talk to some of her ex-boyfriends, they come in a lot and we get along pretty well.

Damn this sucks. Thanks for the feedback.

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