I have to register my dissent with Jazz's first post. If she's "...sitting on my while I'm asleep, grabbing my penis, sitting in my lap, dry-humping..." and you still can't figure out that she wants to bang you, you're a very special kind of idiot indeed.
Usually when girls start grabbing the junk it's green-means-go.
Stop overthinking this. Do whatever it is you do to express interest in a female. Take her to dinner, buy her a gift, display your mating plumage, I dunno.
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