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Originally Posted by LordEden
Let's look at this at a purely economical view...
Typical Date:
Transportation: $10 (depending on where you live, if you are picking her up or not)
Movie: $25
Dinner: Anywhere from $40 (cheap) to $120 (with drinks at a nice restaurant)
(Chances of getting laid? Let's say 50/50)
Escort: $250 for an hour (which no guy needs for sex)
(Chances of getting laid 100%)
So let's say... $80 for dinner, $25 for the movie, $10 in transportation. That's half of what you would pay for an escort for an hour. Plus, there isn't a chance that you won't get laid after you drop all that money.
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One thing you left out is that if you play your cards right with a non-professional, you can get laid more than once; your initial investment can continue to pay dividends for a while after a date. I don't think an escort will offer frequent customer perks anywhere near that generous.
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