I had an old college acquaintance who, during parties' "bump and grind" sessions would often get lucky with "It'd be a shame to waste a perfectly good boner"
At college I had had stunningly good luck with 'Can I see your tits?'.
Really.
I know.
I can't believe it either.
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The advantage law is the best law in rugby, because it lets you ignore all the others for the good of the game.
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