"I think I'm in love with your phone" worked fantastically for me, but may not be approprite for all situations 
ZombieSquirrel and I used to have a list that was pages long, filled with bad pick up lines. We never used any of them seriously, but they were still fun. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is still my favorite...quick & to the point, and you get a compliment in there as well 
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"
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