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Things Nobody Wants In Their Pants
Put a bunch of rowdy military guys around a table with some beer for a few hours and you'll get this level of discussion: "Okay, who'd win in a fight? Heathcliff, Garfield, Sylvester, or Tom the cat?" "Tom, he was the most violent." "Nah, I think Garfield... Garfield was really sneaky."
You'll also get: Things Nobody Wants In Their Pants
- a gallon of warm pudding
- a dozen disassembled doorknobs
- your signed Michael Jordan rookie card
- a family of shaved badgers
- a tube leading to your nose
- a brick of cocaine (while in an airport or at a border crossing)
It was far more amusing while inebriated, but I figure TFP could come up with some pretty unique things that shouldn't be located underneath the crotch-covering garment.
So, yeah, I'm off to hydrate.
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